Even in death, this one put up a fight.
Don’t be afraid. Be hungry.
I consumed my entire supply in less than three days. . . .
My attempt at taco cups turned into cheeseburger cups. But hey, they go down too fast to notice!
I am happiest this season thanks to Pumpkin-Flavored Everything, a mini-holiday right before Halloween. Thanks to the Wife, I shall soon sample these delicious looking pumpkin donuts and be at peace with the world.
Move aside, lesser beings! Today I achieve greatness. I will ascend a platform higher than the pillars of champions, including that three-level Ikea bookcase used for medalists at the Olympics. I have invented an easily-made form of granola for cereal and trail mix. Mind. Blown.